i wasn't being funny, bob. i know. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] while you're getting ready for the holidays, we're getting ready for you. tis the season. for food, for family, and now, something extra -- for you. >>> there is a semi-famous cartoon from the "new yorker" magazine by roz chast. do you know the one called insomnia jeopardy? the categories of things you think about when you cannot sleep. ways in which people have wronged me. strange noises. diseases i probably have. it's genius, right? as jeopardy. so why did i say/do that for $50, alex. he is a genius. insomnia jeopardy is a perfect, perfect thing. and yesterday morning on sunday morning on national television, in front of millions of people, there was also a perfect thing done by someone you know in service of our great nation and our usually kind of lousy political media. it happened in washington on a sunday before noon, and it did not suck. i will take who made perfect political television with newt gingrich, alex, for a thousand. that's coming u